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When you poop into someones mouth and they proceed to perform fellatio on you.
I invited her over for spaghetti and swedish meatballs...
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when 2 people are sleeping togeather and as soon as your segnificent outher dozes off you put the blanket over his/hers head and fart to wake them up so the stink lingers as long as possible
on my honneymoon i gave amber a swedish oven
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A sexual experience characterized by the insertion of a freshly boiled (peeled) Noorländsk Mandel potato in the rectum. The peeled skins are then chopped finely and via a catheter introduced into the erect penis. Is also known as a Dundrum express.
We had to pay the hooker in the red light district 2,000 to give our boy a swedish potato
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When a girl has her legs behind her head and is being penetrated by another partner
Jillian got swedish pretzeled and could not walk all day.
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(n) 1. when a male's sexual partner performs fellatio on him and spits the resulting excretion into a fondue pot filled with dark chocolate, allowing the two substances to mix together; the two partners then consume the spunk/chocolate mixture;
(n) 2. for bonus points, the male will dip his penis into the mixture and request another blowjob; this method is referred to as the "double dip".
Person 1: "Hey, I heard Jamie gives great Swedish hummers!"
Person 2: "Yeah, totally. It was hot."
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Person 1: "Man, my girlfriend gave me a Swedish hummer last night. It sort of hurt but it was awesome."
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another way to describe being either being beaten to within an inch of one life, or being rounded up and shot down.
if ya don't have my money by tomorrow, i'll be doin the Swedish Massage on yo ass.
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A sexual encounter that occurs when you get sloppy seconds and you use the first guys creampie (He left it, so he wont need it anyway.) as lubrication for the female recipiant's anus.
"Hey, Francine."
"Yes, Jack?"
"Since Charles just got done, I was wondering if I could Interest you in a Swedish Bagel."
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