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Toilet paper. Without it, there is no way you would want to go to the "game", which in this case is the bathroom or porta-pottie.
Constipated dude: Hey do you have any tickets to the game? I really need to go.
Other dude: Sorry man, I'm sold out. Use the paper towels instead.
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Telling big liess, like in " The Three Little Pigs " ! The wolf said that he would blow a brick house down, and nothing happened.
Are you kidding me ? He was just selling wolf tickets about his accomplishments!
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The Career or Careers that will give you financial gain, the Career that will put food on your table.
Making beats is my meal ticket.
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The act of getting naked when intoxicated, placing about one metre of 'poo tickets'(toilet paper)in between the bum cheeks, setting the end on fire, and running to extinguish.
there is no example needed..just do the poo ticket run!
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An ugly, skanky ho (sometimes fat, sometimes not) that was porked in a temporary lapse of judgment.
Man I got so drunk last night I punched that woof ticket more than once before I escaped.
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A rape ticket is a type of fine similar to a speeding ticket that a man would get for having to rape a hot girl because he has exhausted all other valid forms of getting her consent for sex legitimately. Suggested Fine = $100.00
This sort of fine would exist if people understood that rape is how all animals have sex in the animal kingdom. Once humans invented a way to communicate, rape became taboo.
There were so many hot girls at the cubs game yesterday, I would definitely have gotten a couple of rape tickets.
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