Tom Waits

Singer songwriter. America's largest consumer of bourbon and cigarettes.

Every time you listen to Tom Waits, a midget in a top hat rides a tricycle.

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Tom Perry

Tom Perry is an amazing, wonderful, awesome guy. He makes you smile everytime you see him and is hilarious. He can be perverted but hey that's Tom!

Oh my gosh he is such a Tom Perry and I absolutely love it!

tom hiddleston

the sexiest man alive

tom hiddleston makes me horny

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Tom Riddle

A hot man you need to love because if you don’t bad things will happen

Tom Riddle is hot as fuck

Tom Tom'd

Getting lost while following the incorrect GPS directions of a Tom Tom or any other in-car GPS device.

Alt. Using an excuse for missing or being late to an appointment.

Dude, we are nowhere near WhiteCastle...I think we got Tom Tom'd!

Sorry I'm late, I got Tom Tom'd on the way and ended up in the next county.

Tom Nook

Fatass racoon who steals your money in animal crossing and has two nephews, Timmy and Tommy

Tom Nook is a total ass jack

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Toms Feet

The overwhelming odor that comes from a day of wearing your Toms. Toms Feet has become prominent recently to a large following of Toms wearers insisting on not wearing socks with their Toms.

Francis "Dude, what's wrong?"

Joe "My lady dumped me because she couldn't handle my Toms Feet."

Francis "So you're saying I've got a shot?"

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