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When the nut hormones kick in and the urge to breed marks that of a gorilla gone rouge.
"Bro I am piped up right now"
"tf? your acting like a guy after 11pm"
A phenomenon amongst particularly sadistic runners. When it comes to time leave a party and the runner is too intoxicated to drive, he/she has their friends drop them off at their house so they can run to their car in the morning. Can represent a distance from 1 mile to 26.2.
Ben: Man, can you drive me home? I'm way too wasted to drive.
Mike: How are you going to get your car man?
Ben: I'll need to exercise off this hangover anyway, I'll just go for the morning after marathon.
When you wake up hungover and you take a huge dump to make you feel better.
I was so hungover this morning! But then I had my morning after poo and I was fine!
songs that you can play “after hours” or while working on your lonesome. many times, these songs may contain inappropriate language and/or offend liberal men and women.
“hey boss, we’re away from the others at work. let’s play some “after hours BANGER$”
“fuck yeah”
When you cum to really questionable porn that was hot while you were watching it, but now you see how disgusting it was
Man: what’s wrong with you
Man 2: i watched this video a girl eating cream off another girls butthole and now I have after nut regret
SoMetHinG mY beSt FriEnD WOn’T ShuT Up abOuT!
I Frickin LOVE after we collided!
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The time of night on twitter when the greatness per tweet is at its highest. Starts nightly at 12:47am and goes until daylight. The purpose is to keep the timeline from dying for fellow insomniacs. ~twitter after dark~ has its roots in Omaha, Nebraska. Founded by lostattsea.
I fell asleep before ~twitter after dark~ started I'm so soft!
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