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a small furry mammal that lives in a woman's pubic area weaving itself a small shelter out of muff hair.
matt wayne look it up, you'll laugh
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its an animal in africa, verrry dangerous
not only will it kill you, it will rip off your testacles while youre still alive !!
you cant really give an example of an animal... "ahhhhh honey badger bit my balls off!!!"
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a person with a face of a badger or a person who looks a bit like a badger. this person should always be called badger face.
a person who trys to hide his face with a top hat must have a badger face.
"woah dude, check out that badger face"
"woah, i know. his face is totaly like a badgers"
"badger face badger face HA!"
"put on your top hat badger face"
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An Aqua Badger is born when someone takes a shit in water they are swimming in. Only in the outdoors though. swimming pools dont count. This practice is commonly used when beach or bush camping and there are no amenities.
Dont go for a swim for at least 5 minutes, dont want to bump into an Aqua badger
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A word used to describe the act of performing oral sex upon a female.
"what the fuck did you do last night dave!?"
"I scored a babe, pulled her pants down and had a growl at the badger!"
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An exceptionally large, meaty penis with a wild, salty flavour.
Imagine my delight to find he was concealing a badger ham in his pants!
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noun.
1. Any person who is not a white Protestant male.
2. A particularly promiscuous woman
3. The skin between the anus and the scrotum (see also gooch and taint)
4. Any person who is not an African Muslim.
5. Someone with an extreme longing for wedding cake.
6. A powerful spell that, when cast, causes the recipient to lose violent control of their bowels.
I went to Detroit, and saw a bunch of stinking dirt badgers selling coke on the corner.
Dude, we ran a train on your mom last night! Told you she was a dirt badger!
I haven't had a bath in a month. My dirt badger smells like death.
Death to all infidels, and American dirt badgers!
Ever since I saw that show "Cake Boss," I've been a complete dirt badger.
So I cast dirt badger with my Level 31 mage and totally made the enemy Orcs shit all over themselves.
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