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Facebook band

A band that has made a facebook page and discusses picture opportunities and makes t-shirts...but hasn't actually written any music, performed anywhere or had any band practices.

Wow..that band page has a lot of likes..wait, have they even written any music? What a facebook band!

by AndAllThatTaz May 31, 2011


lap band

A laparoscopic adjustable gastric band, commonly called a Lap-Band, A Band, or LAGB, is an inflatable silicone device placed around the top portion of the stomach to treat obesity, intended to slow consumption of food and thus the amount of food consumed.

He is really fat, but he is going to have a lap band.

by Sherlock2389 January 14, 2014


Band Homework

When you get to know a band's music well enough that you want to know more about the actual band. Sources include anything you'll find doing a Google search.

Matt: I'm really digging Minus the Bear. I wanted to know where they got their name so I did some Band Homework on the Wikipedia machine and found out...

Dude: Yeah, found out what?

Matt: Hmmm, I forgot. Need to do more Band Homework. I never was good at learning.

by Psych091 March 10, 2011


binary band

1) a musical group with only two styles of play, "on" and "off;" a band with no variation in genre or style
2) a powermetal band with fast and intense songs that all sound the same

"I used to like Dragonforce, but then I realized that they're a typical binary band."

by Kongress February 25, 2008


Band Jock

It is a person who is very good at band; who loves to be in the band or loves to play music for the band.

Christian Aguilera = Band Jock

by ABlondeGirlInYourGeometryClass November 15, 2011


The Dan Band

The Dan Band is best well known as the wedding band from the movie Old School, in which they performed a profane arrangement of Bonnie Tyler’s “Total Eclipse of the Heart” (they also performed the song "Lady"), and as the Bat Mitzvah band performing a sultry, seductive, and maybe pedophilic version of George Benson’s “I feel like making love” in the movie Starsky & Hutch.

The lead singer of the band is Dan Finnerty and he is originally from Bath, New York.

The band’s first LP was released in April, 2005 on Side One Dummy Records and is a live recording of one of their many sold out shows.

The Dan Band constantly tours the country and you should see them live, join their mailing list, and check out their website.

by Stu Rabin June 10, 2005

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boy bands

I wouldn't even call these "bands" because they play no instruments and can barely sing. To make matters worse, every one follows the same formula:

-- the good looking guy;
-- the talented guy (the only one who can actually sing);
-- the shy, quiet guy;
-- the "older brother" type; and
-- the "bad boy."

Boy bands are creepy. Here's 5 guys in their late-twenties and early-thirties who sing love songs to 12- and 13-year-old girls! Boy bands make R. Kelly look like the Patrib Saint of Chastity!

by Bozz Hawg April 7, 2004

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