Random
Source Code
Random
A paradox
If you are Irish and don't drink on St Patrick's, don't be surprised if someone calls you a cat in the basement.
The Begining and the end of the Universe and existence of all known and unknown life. The Great Brahmin. The Cosmos.
1: Have you ever heard of how the universe was created?
2: Yeah, in Dustin's basement, on demos' ass
1👍 13👎
A desolate place where numerous acts against humanity have taken place. From Avalos's projectile vomit to Mandell's coffee shits it's seen more abuse than Deering's future kids. There are also numerous stories of a glory hole operated by Matheson, usually in operation after parties where he lies in wait to catch drunk guys peeing.
"Fuck I have to piss right now"
"The basement bathroom is right there"
"Dude are you kidding? If I go over there Matheson will suck my penis"
The best discord bot in the world, can steal your girl in 1 millisecond :skull:
was made by the best algerian tiktoker ever named fritzel._
has the best commands and it doesnt insult you
dont fuck with him or he will fuck you with a metal dick
The Basement Guard is soooooooooo good, he stole my girl in 0 seconds.
to be high on meth and drunk on alcohol
"Are you okay, you look like you're zoning out?"
"What are you, a bitter housewife? I'm basemented."
Koonzy’s basement is a realm unseen by god, it is an infinite purgatory of hallways and slowly rotating tables. Those who are damned walk these halls are rarely seen again, for many horrors stalk these halls. There is no salvation to be found in this dark realm, only the infinite hordes of the smol Ames, always watching.
Koonzy’s basement is an unescapable constant, you will never escape.