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To defecate into a partners mouth and while mouth is full of feces the partner performs oral sex on you.
Jim:Last night I gave my wife a Texas Burrito and while she was performing she threw up all over me.
Jason:What's a Texas Burrito?
Jim:I pooped in her mouth then she blew me.
Jason:You're disgusting
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morning wood. Erection first thing in the morning.
"I woke up w/ a massive breakfast burrito."
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The Act of put your nose in a vagina or anus while you have a cold, sneezing, and than sucking the snot out with your mouth.
Chick 1 "My boyfriend gave me a cold burrito last night"
Chick 2 "ewww"
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When you push both testicles into a woman's ass and then pull them out with shit and blood on them.
I Burrito Balled this chick the other night. When I pulled my burrito balls out they were coated with beef and taco sauce.
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The most insulting body part a man can offer to feed a woman.
"Hey baby, how about a big salty bite of my vaseline burrito?"
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The general feeling of malaise or physical discomfort brought on from a late night visit to Qdoba Mexican Grill. Most symptoms can be compared with a hangover from alcohol consumption. The victim of such a condition is often struck the following morning, not the same evening, after having eaten an entire (read: "amazing") breakfast burrito between the hours of 12am and 5am.
Major symptoms include severe stomach cramps, light-headedness, uninhibited and unbridled flatulence, limited or total loss of most motor skills, temporary amnesia, numbness in the genital region, and a lack of concern for personal hygiene or safety. Luckily, unlike a typical hangover, there is a quick and effective remedy.
It seems peppermints cure the stomach aches, the nausea, and the bad breath associated with this particular ailment.
Consuming large quantities of Qdoba before bed IS, however, recommended as a remedy for insomnia as the masticator will be sent into a most refreshing coma merely one hour after defeating their breakfast burrito. One must simply take into account the desire for sleep versus the amount of pain to be burdened the following morning, with consideration to the amount of peppermints one may or may not have at their disposal.
"Oh man, I can't believe I went to Qdobes last night when I had to be up so early. Bro, I have a 'burrito hangover' like you wouldn't believe. Screw it, I ain't goin' to work today, I ain't got no peppermints."
Person 1: "Why isn't {censored for protection} as productive this morning?"
Person 2: "Oh {he/she/it} is hungover from last night"
Person 1(probably some lame manager who is not in the know): "{He/She/It} has been drinking?!?!"
Person 2(most likely a cool, secondary manager who's finger rides the pulse): "No, a 'Burrito Hangover'. Just give {him/her/it} a candy cane and they should be fine in an hour."
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A burrito that is prepared with specific dimensions to allow for a dragon's penis to enter and fill with semen.
That dragon just fucked the shit out of a dragon burrito.
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