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A mexican shedding cobra is when your having sex and the hole the penis is inside of is too dry, which makes the top layer of skin peel off of the penis.
"How was last night with that new baddy?"
"It was going great for me until I aquired a mexican shedding cobra."
When your soulmate mistakes you for your ex boyfriend and skewers you over the flames for a crisp edible treat. Usually due to some accessory he flaunted of a sparkling snake ring, and because he looked like the ghost of your soulmate. Notably different from an alligator barbecue, where it's actually the alligators eating a bunch of chocolate cake together. Common misconception.
My soulmate ate roasted cobra, but don't worry, he's not a ginger. He colored it with a Crayola marker. All good.
The devil’s pet. The most evil creature to walk this earth, sent as a punishment to Canadians for our insufficient NHL teams.
Those FRIGGEN cobra chickens are finally gone for the winter!
1: A replacement word spoken by non-native English speakers for a bird with a long neck, typically geese or herons.
2: A violent Canadian goose.
"I don't like the Cobra Chicken."
"That asshole Cobra Chicken attacked my kids!"
When a person uses their finger or device to stick up a mans anus stimulating the prostate to release an orgasm.
Maui likes when his wife is milking the cobra
An Italian blasphemy used in really rare cases of extreme hurting or when dealing with serious problems. It literally means "God is a Kobra". It's usually screamed, making the actual words longer than they were supposed to be.
Dio Cobra's using Examples:
1-"Diiiiiioooo Cooooobrrrraaa, I carramba hanno imboccato!"
"Diiiiiioooo Cooooobrrrraaa, the police came!"
2-"Dioooo Cooooobraaaaaa, me so rotto er dito, Dio canagliaaaaaa!"
"Dioooo Cooooobraaaaaa, I broke my finger, Dio canagliaaaaaaaa!"