Random
Source Code
Random
A demonic creature that you should never feed after midnight . Reminiscent of the gremlins that plagued children’s nightmares of the 80s , 90s and 2000s this scaly beast will never be caught out in the daylight and serves a purpose of cradling slices of bread until they grow mouldy .
You shouldn't go to your friends house at this time of night there might be a sickly foal from brown desert outside .
The head vampire of forks Phoenix , Carlisle drank from her centuries before .
It still strikes a chord with Esme even all these years later that sickly foal from brown desert was the first from which Carlisle drank .
The sickest , sicker than Kerser
Sickly foal from brown desert , sickly is the sickest , S-s-sickly is the sickest
A common saying used to surprisingly rickroll people
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
You've been rickrolled.
31👍 17👎
A school located in So-Cal, full of a bunch of swell people who will one day make a lot of money or else end up as fry cooks in Mcdonald's.
Oh, you go to Xavier College Preparatory High School (Palm Desert)?
Yeah, why.
(alkward silence)
Just askin'
16👍 8👎
never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you
kim: don't "never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you" me
jim: ...
kim: ...
jim: never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you
kim: FU-
1👍 2👎
The ultimate weapon. Say this to defeat anyone.
Linguistics: Derived from "ur mom gae"
History: was used to defeat hitler, stalin and mao, as well as convince Abraham Lincoln to abolish slavery
Hitler: I exist
The guy who killed hitler: Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Hitler: *dies*
Everyone else: Hooray! let's build a statue of the guy who killed hitler!
36👍 10👎