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Lolz Disease

A condition that can be easily identified by subjects overuse of lol, lmao, rofl, and other variations. As of yet there is no cure.

Person 1: "Lmao, haha, lol, rofl that is soo funny!"
Person 2: "Are you having a seizure?"
Person 1: "No I was diagnosed with Lolz Disease."

by Veronica Karella October 31, 2007


the zactly disease

a condition in which your face looks 'zactly like yo' ass.

Your mom's so ugly that just one look at her gave me the zactly disease.

by your mom May 27, 2003


Diseased Whore

A "woman" who sucks you in and makes you think you're the greatest guy on the planet. BUT once the drippy dick sets in you realize she's got a mattress strapped to her back.

When she's not with you she drops and spreads for any turd.
Side note... she really likes a Cleveland Steamer.

Before A-Train got sucked into the vortex of that diseased whore his friends were able to smack some sense into him.

by Slap2daface September 30, 2011


Macrons-disease

Generally referring to a young guy who likes to fuck very elderly woman. Just like Emmanuel Macron.

Wow, Dwayne is one sick Mo-Fo, that bitch he is fucking is like 89 years old, surely he's got Macrons-disease

by luvbeingrimed May 02, 2018


Kawasaki's disease

The behavioral condition of having one Kawasaki motorcycle, yet desirous of ever increasing numbers of additional motorcycles from Kawasaki.

You own two or three Kawasaki's already. You are at the dealer showroom. Just looking, you say. You have Kawasaki's disease--especially if you purchase another one regardless of your wife.

by twistedtimmy October 18, 2010


Baritone's Disease

A mental illness causing all baritone players to constantly act stupid and make corny puns.

While Lauren only has a mild case, David clearly has serious Baritone's Disease.

by BaritoneQueen February 04, 2016


Spongebob Disease

It is a very very funny and dangerous disease this disease makes you into spongebob! IF YOU LOVE SPONGEBOB YOU GET SPONGEBOB DISEASE!!!!! so dont make your children watch spongebob for a long time or else it will happen and your child will turn into spongebob there is no cure and its not coming back and if you survive it it will be 1% chance to hard very very scary and if you survived there will be some side effects you will be yellow forever and you are more thirty than before because you became a sea sponge human but yea dont watch spongebob.

Example
1. Hey fred dont watch spongebob it gives you Spongebob Disease!
2. my brother turn into spongebob because he got infected by the Spongebob Disease!

by ChildEater6964202121 March 02, 2023