Random
Source Code
Random
A condition that can be easily identified by subjects overuse of lol, lmao, rofl, and other variations. As of yet there is no cure.
Person 1: "Lmao, haha, lol, rofl that is soo funny!"
Person 2: "Are you having a seizure?"
Person 1: "No I was diagnosed with Lolz Disease."
37👍 26👎
a condition in which your face looks 'zactly like yo' ass.
Your mom's so ugly that just one look at her gave me the zactly disease.
17👍 9👎
A "woman" who sucks you in and makes you think you're the greatest guy on the planet. BUT once the drippy dick sets in you realize she's got a mattress strapped to her back.
When she's not with you she drops and spreads for any turd.
Side note... she really likes a Cleveland Steamer.
Before A-Train got sucked into the vortex of that diseased whore his friends were able to smack some sense into him.
6👍 2👎
Generally referring to a young guy who likes to fuck very elderly woman. Just like Emmanuel Macron.
Wow, Dwayne is one sick Mo-Fo, that bitch he is fucking is like 89 years old, surely he's got Macrons-disease
6👍 2👎
The behavioral condition of having one Kawasaki motorcycle, yet desirous of ever increasing numbers of additional motorcycles from Kawasaki.
You own two or three Kawasaki's already. You are at the dealer showroom. Just looking, you say. You have Kawasaki's disease--especially if you purchase another one regardless of your wife.
9👍 4👎
A disease similar to Parkinson's disease
Swanson's disease has 5 stages, each stage getting progressively worse until you reach stage 5, where you lose the ability to make wise financial decisions
Stage 1 symptoms: Mild shaking in both hands. Engineering Textbooks become especially hard to read.
Stage 2 symptoms: A higher degree of shaking in all limbs. Loss of general motor control
Stage 3 symptoms: Similar to Parkinson's disease, loss of motor function
Stage 4 symptoms: Engineering prowess exceeds all others, reverts to stage 1 symptom
Stage 5 symptoms: The victim has the urge to form a lacklustre engineering company. Designs wall sockets with structural beams running through the centre
Fred: 'Did you hear about Han's diagnosis of Stage 5 Swanson's disease?'
Mogus: 'oh dear'
Slang for making strange people fall in love with you in a short amount of time.
Tyler: "hey I just pulled this bitch who said they'll twerk on me for 16 cents"
Blake: "bros got diseased rizz fr"
Tyler: "yeahhh let's make ou-"