Door Check

The act of driving close to the sidewalk, when a pedestrian enters striking distance, the person in the passenger's seat throws the door open hitting the pedestrian.

Another variation is the "Pump Fake Door Check". It requires two passengers. The person in the front throws their door open just wide enough to make the pedestrian flinch, then they close their door. The passenger in the back seat then hits the pedestrian with his door even harder. Everyone in the car then screams, "That's two for flinching!"

Strong: "Dude! Door Check that mail man!"
*wham*
Turner: "....i think we killed that guy."

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Double Doors

A slang term for big ears

Oh my did you see the double doors on that kid?

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Behind the door

Being refered to as behind The door generally means a person is a bit slow or in the dark about a certain situation, they only click on to a joke days later

Kane didn’t understand much he was definitely behind the door

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Pussy Doors

The labia of the female vaginal anatomy.

I was lickin' Toni's pussy doors until some black stuff dripped out of her vagina.
That even damn near turned me gay.

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door knob

The common example used in Alcoholic Anonymous meetings to describe what you can pick to be your Higher Power.

Alcoholics Anonymous is spiritual, not religious. You can pick anything you want to be your higher power, even a door knob.

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door supervisor

A huge gentle man and gentleman with an even bigger heart who puts his life on the line standing outside venues night after night to protect you against yobs.

That mother bear was as protective and gentle as a door supervisor.

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Dutch door

A door, usually a front door, with am upper and a lower half that can be opened aor locked together and seperately.

His girlfriend was waiting for him in the Dutch door, leaning on the lower part while the top half was open.

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