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An eskimo Ice pop is when a dude takes a shit into
a condom then freezes it.
Once fully frozen a ho uses it as a dildo.
Jim, do you have any eskimo ice pop's that i can use to get myself off.
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When a man ejaculates between two objects to make them stick together.
(They may have run out of glue)
(Doesn't have to be an eskimo)
1. Oh no, I've run out of glue. It looks like I'll have to use some eskimo hot glue to stick the pictures to my poster for history class.
2. Oh no, I've run out of paper clips. I'll just have to use some eskimo hot glue to stick my son's personal information, such as his birth certificate and social security, so he can get his drivers permit.
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An Eskimo kiss preceded by the licking of a nose.
Do you want me to French-Eskimo kiss you?
When two guys each have sex with a different full blooded sister.
what's up Joe, I just banged Becky. Really? I banged her sister! That makes us Eskimo brothers-In-Law!
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Taking someone's hood on their hooded shirt/jacket and pulling it over their head and face violently. Usually accompanied by the screaming of "Eskimo Pie!."
Gus: Well, that's gay.
Billy: WHAT?! ESKIMO PIE!!!!
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When two women have each slept with two of the same men.
Rachel Uchitel slept with Tiger Woods, who was married to Elin Nordgren, making them Eskimo Sisters. Uchitel also slept with Nordgren's current boyfriend, thus making the two women Double Eskimo Sisters.
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When two Eskimo brothers Eiffel tower some chick together and take there brotherhood to the next level. More specifically at a party somewhere like a cabin or apartment or something.
Dave: Dude, do you want to do something fun?
Zach: Sure, what do you have in mind?
Dave: Lets become French Eskimo Brothers at the party tomorrow!
Zach: I don't want to see your dingy though?
Dave: We'll do it in the dark, this is a chance to take our friendship to the next level
Zach: Well alright, you convinced me
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