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Blind grinding is a phenomenon popular among sightless and partially-sighted singles in the UK and some parts of Europe, now increasingly popular among sightless singles in the United States.
Like swinging, the event usually takes place in a private residence.
Blind grinds are organized over the internet. Men or women submit their email addresses and genders to a Blind Grind website, along with a chosen name (real names are never used). On a daily/weekly/monthly basis, the Blind Grind server software randomly chooses between ten and fifty individuals from its database and sends them the address of a certified Blind Grind location. There is usually a 50:50 gender balance, but 'Big Blind Gay Grind' (BBGG) groups also exist.
Upon arriving at their location, the participants are guided into large dark rooms (e.g. garages, barns) containing multiple inflatable beds. Music is usually played. Oils and lubricants are provided. The participants proceed to have anonymous sex with multiple partners for hours.
Recent Blind Grind controversies include a group in Paris who were infiltrated by sighted pornographers who participated in and recorded the events for years.
It is estimated that at due to sighted infiltration of the blind grind phenomenon, at least 2% of the amateur pornography on the internet now involves unwitting sightless men and women. You can tell by the presence of i) funky-ass eyes and ii) unkempt pubic hair.
"Mom, I'm going to a blind grind tonight."
"I wish you wouldn't, honey, but I understand. Those funky-ass eyes of yours limit your options. Don't forget your moist toilettes. What time should I pick you up?"
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the act of sexual intercourse with a pregnant woman
Look at that soon to be milf! I want to baby grind her!
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When you are listening to a song and suddenly a random girl puts her hand over your mouth and rubs her body all over yours.
Taran was at his school dance.
Taran: hey this song is pretty cool.
Alex: I'm sneak grinding you, hard.
Brian was jamming out to Eminem when suddenly!
Brian: hey this song is pretty cool.
Grace: I'm sneak grinding you, hard.
One night I was grinding the gnar so bad it flooded the house.
One has an itchy asshole in public and does not want to be seen scratching, so he proceeds to drill his hips downward and slightly side to side thereby discarding of the itchy asshole.
Bro, I was on a date with this chick when I got the most itchy asshole you could imagine! Yeah, I didn't want her to know so when I sat down I did the deep grind, and she had no idea I just took care of the most itchy bunghole in the whole building!
A type of dance. In which dancer rolls their arms slowly (tumble dryer move) whilst walking to the side, stops to kick or thrust leg backwards whilst simultaneously raising hands to make ears / umbrella over head.
Done slowly with an a of casualness is known as the 'Lazy Monkey Grind'.
Dam that gurl does a good Lazy Monkey Grind
The act of clenching your teeth after popping M.
"omg, I'm dancing and grinding face hard after popping that quality M."