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Having sex three times in one day with three different partners
I fucked Suzi, Carmen, and Dana...thats a hat trick
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The sexual act in which a girl is on top and stops to remove the condom and immediately continues intercourse. Often a well versed lady will say "gimme that hat" as she does this and will then casually toss the hat aside.
Jenny rides that dick like a pro, but never a fan of prophylactics, her suitors are often surprised to receive a "Gimme that hat".
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A Matt In The Hat is when you take a slice of texas toast, spread crunchy peanut butter on it, wrap it around your dick, jerk off with the toast, then slap your closest buddy square in the face with the cum-soaked toast.
1. Ohhh, Jerry, you gave Mike a Matt In The Hat... Right in front of his wife?!
2. This guy isn't playing his position, I'm going to give him a Matt In The Hat!
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A female version of the teabag. Thus, putting the vagina on the face of someone sleeping or passed out.
After Jeff passed out on the couch, none of the guys were ballsy enough to give him a teabag, so Sherri manned up and gave him a clam hat.
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The act of jizzing on a face and placing freshly shaved pubic hair over it, resembling fur. Optionally a hat can be placed on the "receiver's" head to form a cat in the hat.
Terrence - How did the date go?
Buzz - She liked me till I asked to perform a cat in the hat; Then she REALLY liked me!
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The practice of wearing a beanie, usually too long, on the back half of the head. Because, you know, actually keeping your head warm is too mainstream. Can be spotted year-round, often at bad local coffee shops.
Dude, did you see that dude wearing a hipster hat back there? LATFH, breh.
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