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tubbo becomes big law when there is crime or when he needs to go to court to protect Tommy, one of his quotes is " don't worry I'm a lawyer "
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the law states that if you have 5 dollars and Kickbush has 5 dollars, then Kickbush has more money.
Kickbush is just better than you. End of story. You owe me a dollar. (The Kickbush Law)
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"I don't think there is any claim - and we can frame this as Goldacre's law if you like - any claim so stupid anywhere in the world that you couldn't find at least one doctor or academic who was willing to put it forward."
Dr. Ben Goldacre - British science journalist, author of 'Bad Science' and www.badscience.net blog
"The support by one scientist for the idea that the MMR vaccine is connected to autism is an example of Goldacre's law in action"
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Old school definition for the cops.
I got pulled over by the law dogs today.
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Coined by Australian journalist, Tim Blair as "the ongoing process by which the world's multiple idiocies are becoming one giant, useless force."
3. Surely Pilger setting up a defence fund for Assange is the best example yet of Blair's Law ? (Imre Salusinszky, journalist, 9/12/2010)
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The law that says anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
I just won the lotto, but I lost the lotto ticket.
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A law inherent in nature that states that everything that goes wrong in life is all Boyle's fault. It is mathematically represented by the formula Fault = Boyle(pi)^2 / DM, where DM equals the coefficient of Doug Mirabelli, experimentally found by the scientist and religious guru Bhanu Lama to have a value of 5.47 x 10^-3.
Man, I totally flunked that test yesterday. If Boyle hadn't fucked it up, I would've passed. Citing Boyle's Law, I know that it's all Boyle's fault.
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