there are four lights

the only way to end a heated debate when one person continues to repeat a lie in the hopes that the other person will believe it is true.

comes from the ST:TNG episode where Capt. Picard is captured by the Cardassians and subjected to physical and psychological torture to make him believe there are five lights instead of four in the interrogation room.

pundit: "But the GOP hasn't contributed to the national debt!"

expert: "Two unnecessary wars..."

pundit: "But the GOP hasn't contributed to the national debt!"

expert: "Increased military spending..."

pundit: "But the GOP hasn't contributed to the national debt!"

expert: "Tax breaks for the super wealthy..."

pundit: "But the GOP hasn't contributed to the national debt!"

expert: "THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!"

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Bud Light

The beer used to be kind of good, but now it has become a beer where, if you drink it, a dress will magically appear around you. Now it sucks! It has become Trans-(formers)

Bro 1: *Drinks Coors Light beer
Bro 2: *Drinks Modelo beer
Bro 3: *Starts Drinking Bud Light
Bro 1 and 2: Noooo! Don't drink that!
Bro 3: *Finishing Bud Light.

Why not?

Bro 1 and 2: Because of (censor playing Transformers theme. Transformers robots in disguise!)dress.

Bro 3: I feel funny. *Dress appears.

(Transformsers theme plays in the background). *Becomes Trans-(formers)
Trans-(former) 3: Noooooo!

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Hit the lights

To stop doing what you're up to and go to bed.

Person 1: Mmkay, time for me to hit the lights.

Person 2: GN

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GREEN LIGHT

A term used when there is a price on your head by either bounty hunters, mercs, or thugs.

"What's wrong wit you, dog?? Don you know thay's a GREEN LIGHT on yo ass??"

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Natty Light

The beer of champs, aka those who don't have 25$ to shell out for a case very night.

The two Ryan's and Elliot drink only the finest, Natty Light.

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White Light

A rather catchy song by the Gorillaz on their CD Demon Days that deals with alcohol. This song repeats the same words over and over while different beats and rhytms play in the background making it a very interesting song.

White light
Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol
White light
White light
White light
White light
Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol
White light

White light
White light
White light
Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol
White light

White light
White light
White light
Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol
White light

White light
White light
White light
Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol
White light

White light
White light
White light
Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol
White light

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Lights Out

When two balls are shot into the last remaining cup in a game of beer-pong, eliminating the chance of an opponent rebuttal

G1 "why didn't you take your rebuttal shots?"

G2 "Conner and Ipp just went lights out on us."

G1 " HaHa...you guys got fucked"

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