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When a person gets fired from a job then goes out to the bar and celebrate being fired
Last night Lizzie got fired for stealing we went to T.G.I.Fridays to do the Belizaire Maneuver
Refers to the strategic actions that Mr. Lodge employed in an (unsuccessful, naturally! :P) attempt to prevent the clumsy accident-prone Archie from bumblingly knocking over his "priceless 'n' super-fragile" antique Ming Dynasty vase: he placed the ultra-vulnerable artifact on a small display-stand away off in the far end of the room, and put an indestructible rubber replica of the vase in the center of the room for Archie to look at instead of the genuine --- and incredibly breakable --- clay urn.
Mr. Lodge smugly gloats to his daughter Veronica about the ingenious eVASEive maneuver he has employed to protect his lovely valuable work of art from the soon-to-arrive-for-a-visit Archie --- "I had a rubber replica made of it; Archie won't be able to break this bouncy duplicate no matter how hard he bumps into it!" Of course, his seemingly-foolproof plan fails miserably (as usual!)... the hapless Archie --- fearing that he'll damage the vase even though it's just a rubber replica --- backs warily away from it and unknowingly blunders straight into the REAL VASE that's sitting on a stool behind him, sending it crashing to the floor and splintering all to pieces. :P
(n.) resisting change as long as possible before its too late. Seen in all walks of life, including interpersonal issues to international affairs. Named after Popeyes' delayed entry into the chicken sandwich industry to compete with Chik-fil-A.
Karen: "Tom wants to cut his hair the day before our wedding."
Lisa: "It's a Popeyes maneuver, plain and simple."
Any lame excuse to avoid physical contact with a first date.
- “oh darn! I had a full day of sun yesterday so you’re meeting me all sunburnt”
- “are you pulling an amy maneuver to avoid my hug?”
When you drift into a powerslide within Gran Turismo 3 A-Spec on the Playstation 2 and don't know the name of the action, so you name it after a grain.
Paul: Woah! How'd you get around my car? I've been in first the entire!
Rudd: I don't know... I guess I used the Oatmeal Maneuver.
To date as many people as possible both in a single date and long term relationship for no particular purpose other than to elicit bordom. Making ones way through life by having so many dating partners one has all their basic needs and more fulfilled
Help me! I pulled The Brigette Maneuver and I brought NINE tinder dates to the club tonight.
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Claussen’s manuever is a move of northern european origin, used as a marker word for when a person in a professional environment such as work has a boyfriend, husband or wife, and someone is trying to get with the person in question.
«Damn. She is so pretty. But I heard she has a boyfriend. Ill have to do a Claussen’s Maneuver to get her in bed.»