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A town just south of Daytona Beach made up of brown nosers and yupies. Cops and city clerks are mostly snobs that think they are better than anyone. They are commonly seen walking like something is sticking in there u know what.
Port Orange, FL Cops give tickets for even one light of two license plate lights out. Planning division will charge you for a "teaching fee" just to put up a fence.
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A unique specimen born with an extra finger on each hand who enjoys sexual intercourse and reproducing children with blood relatives.
That man fancies his sister “he must be a Port Vale fan”
When two men push their prolapsed assholes together in competition to see who is more gaping that the other. The winner's asshole will swallow that of the loser.
We tried Port Alberni docking and he swallowed me whole like a spoonful of mashed potatos! I think I'm in love.
A sorry excuse for a "city" that is located on Florida's west coast, twenty miles north of Clearwater. This hellhole is comprised of retirees, sluts and white trash. Recreational activities include going to Wal-Mart Supercenter (there are two), going to redneck bars, or going to Tampa. New Port Richey will ruin you if you stay for too long.
New Port Richey: If the drivers don't kill you, the sun will!
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Shitty town in the middle of Florida
The only thing to do is the movies or bowling
There's a gas station/park/Walgreens on every corner
Prides itself by being one of the fastest growing city in America
If they build another Walmart instead of a mall in Port St Lucie, I'm going to bomb it.
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A city in Florida actually called New Port Richey but was nicknamed as such because nobody else in florida has ever heard of it. People who move here tend to only saty for short periods of time , except for the elderly who tend to stay in the same spot forever. There is very little there from a cultural standpoint and its an hour drive before you can get to any of the good parts of Florida. Also Port Nowhere, a next to it which actually came second and is really the "new"er city. Because of its lack of culture its consists mostly of "Gangsta's" and "Prep's", and is speckled with a few "Individualists" that Swear they are leaving as soon as they can.
"Where do you live?"
"New Port Richey."
"New Port Where?"
"Well New Port Nowhere actually but close enough."
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a town in florida where there is nothing to do but fuck, talk shit, get drunk / do drugs & shop. 90% of the people that live there are douchebags and start drama cuz there is nothing better to do. on a regular basis, you will hear it's residents saying, "Fuck PSL!" oh, and the Mets Spring Training is held there.
girl: "someone is spreading rumors about me..."
boy: "what did you expect? you live in port saint lucie."
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