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Surface Pressuring

The act of lifting the upper bed on a bunk bed (lifting the top bed like Luisa lifts their house) and trying to take the bed off and carry it. Then, you try and you failed to because you are not strong enough.

Wow, I can see Penny Surface Pressuring!
Penny: *Sweats*
Well, I guess she cannot anymore.

by irieomgfunny/面白い March 6, 2022


Pressure Washing Porn

When one has a fetish for the look of surfaces that have recently been pressure washed. Especially those with either before and after or mid way through pictures.

"I know this may seem weird, but every time I see pressure washing porn I always blow my load!!"

"I told my wife that I like pressure washing porn and she bought me a brand new pressure washer for my birthday!!"

by whowouldathunkit65984 August 19, 2013


Fam Pressure

When family pressures you into drugs, alcoholm sex or total anarchy.

It's basically just peer pressure but because they're family they its only pressure if it's naughty or illegal.

Lindsey: I refused alcohol from my family
Anthony: good job
Lindsey: I refused Fam Pressure

by Bitch boi 69 December 26, 2018


beta pressure

The presence felt from a Beta Male, it is usually
Very weak and can only dominate over other weaker Beta. Will Always crumble to an Alpha Pressure even a weak one.

Devin’s Alpha Pressure kept Joseph’s Fist planted firmly at his side in obedience for his Beta Pressure was the weakest there is.

by The__Grimace July 1, 2018


ear pressure

similar to peer pressure but is experienced when one has an ear infection and still gets pressured from friends to do stuff, and those friends chronically don't show up anyway

Hey, quit with the ear pressure, bro. Yeah, I'm distracted because there's pus coming out of my ear!

Otherwise I'm the most gorgeous creature you've ever met. ;-P

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it May 28, 2019


last cup pressure

When you're playing beer pong and you're down to that last cup, but for some reason you keep missing... no clutch

Dan: God damnit I can't hit that cup. Been hitting the rim the last 3 rounds!

Ricky: Last cup pressure son

by Ob Ey Propaganda September 4, 2012


geyser under pressure

The act of urinating while your penis is fully erect, referred to also as Mount St. Urin, Morning wood surprise, or uncorking the yellow.

Dude, I woke up this morning at full mast and unleashed one helluva geyser under pressure

by Wetbackeralamo69 May 12, 2015