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Santa Clause: A big fat man, leaving gifts for little children (What do you think he's hoping to get in return?), that doesn't sound creepy, just wait, "Santa" get little children to sit on his lap, "little people" make his "toys"...
Santa Clause = Pedophile
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The most stupid, boring town ever. Full of Punk posers, preppy girls, and "gangsters". EVERYBODY does drugs here and we're all spoiled rich kids.
EVERYONE WANTS TO GET OUT
Santa Clarita sucks balls.
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A sex act, where you eat the cookie, drink the milk, then leave a chocolate surprise and leave unnoticed.
I ate her out, licked her tit, then shit in her bed and left, it was a chocolate santa.
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Santa Claus is a creepy stalker who tries to make up for it by giving you gifts. He "sees you when you're sleeping, knows when you're awake, knows if you've been good or bad". See? Stalker. Not only that, but he knows where you live, your name, who you have a crush on, and everything else about you. Also rather stalkerish. Plus, he's a fatty. He must be what, 500 pounds? How does he fit through the chimney? And if you don't HAVE a chimney? He's also a greedy thief, as he steals your milk and cookies if you leave them. D: Another thing would be his signature laugh, "Ho ho ho!", which is hardly nice if you get what I'm saying. D: The bottom line: Santa Claus is a greedy thief, creepy, and a stalker.
This freaky boy is stalking me! He's such a Santa Claus!
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To place your hairy bean bag in a girl's eyes, then procede to fart repeatedly directly in her nose.
Christmas came early for Janet, because I brought her Santa's Bag last night.
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Let's have a tall glass of Santa Gravy to celebrate the season