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A size scale for Men to measure obese people beyond a size 2XL, also known as a "Tub". This scale (in increasing size) is read as follows: Tub, Super Tub, Poncho, Mega Poncho, Moomoo, Megamoo, Blanket, House Blanket, Ludicrous Blanket, Circus Tent.
Common Tub Scale incidents
Customer: "Hi, do you have any of these Joe Montana jerseys in a size House Blanket?"
Associate: "No sorry, we only carry jerseys up to a Megamoo. You'll have to try Tom's Portly & Wide. They have apparel up to Ludicrous Blanket.
By age 21, Terry was up to a Mega Poncho, and had to purchase two airline tickets for himself if he wanted to fly somewhere.
Rob was disappointed with the blanket selection at TubMart. He simply couldn't find an appropriate hawaiian blanket.
Bruce was embarrassed to find he got burger stains on his brand new Super Tub Hoodie.
JR's Scare states that infantile instincts multiplied by the magnetic strength of a peircing= to the eye-grabbing ability of a boob. Because of the metal in a boob piercing and leftover infantile instinct, it is inevitable that people will be magnetically attracted to said boob piercing.
Damn bro look, she scores crazy high on my JR's scale.
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A unit of measurement, which can also be extrapolated to include "happies".
Sads are a level which highlight your level of dissappointment/ general unhappiness. Generally the scale is on a standard 1 - 5 rating system, where 1 is a low amount of sadness and 5 is the maximum amount of sadness for the current situation of which you are tryng the describe.
It can reach levels of infinate sadness if the current situation is to traumatising to comprehend.
The phrase Sad Scale comes from the adjective sad which means, adjective of feeling or showing sorrow; unhappy.
Example 1:
Housemate #1: "OH MY GOD!!! the WiFi is down, I'm 300 sads right now"
Housemate #2: "I know, how can I approve words on urban dictionary now"
Example 2:
Friend: "Will Smith just retweeted me, Im 10 Happies right now"
A scale from 1-10 for how hard someone is raping.
The Detroit Red Wings hit an 11 on the rape scale when they played the Pittsburgh Penguins.
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A four point scale that describes the degree of horniness, sexual drive and/or interest in all things sexual that a person possesses.
On one end of the range a PRUDE would be classified as an 'H1'.
On the other end, an 'H4' would be someone who constantly thinks, talks and acts in the sexual domain.
Person 1: Wow, did you see his body? Kick-AAAss for sure!
Person 2: Yeah it so IS, but he doesn't use it like he should. I heard he's an H1 on the H Scale.
Person 1: Damn, what a shame cuz I'm SOO horny. What I need NOW is an H4.
4👍 3👎
measures quantity of squish, also known as squishy factor
normal squishy scales are drawn from 1 to 10, with 1 being least squishy and 10 being the most squishy.
that scores a solid 7 on the squishy scale.
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Naming how awesome something is by akinning it to a dinosaur
Aww what George is like a deinonychus on the scale of dinosaurs
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