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An extreme diet that is often confused with a starvation diet and is mostly practised by men. A ''birdseed'' diet is a nutritional approach which involves unlimited calorie intake that consists of food only birds can consume, it is quite often combined with a strenuous workout program. People who go on the diet seek to get fit without restricting calories, it usually precedes a final ''blackout'' (eating junk to the point of explosion)a day prior to the diet. The ''blackouts'' persist during the diet everytime he/she is intoxicated. During the diet, ''blackouts'' can also occur when sober, especially when you eat something that isnt ''birdseed'' - this phenomonen is defined as the ''floodgate factor''. Given the factors that arise during this diet, it is deemed completely useless , unrealistic and torturous.
Jon: Hey Mark do you want some fries?
Mark: No thanks Jon Im on a bird seed diet,if birds cant eat it,neither can I
Jon: Why don't you just have a couple with your whiskey(beer isn't birdseed)
Mark: I cant Jon,that will open the floodgates
Jon: Suit yourself
Mark gets completely hammered after 1 litre of whiskey and blacks out on every peice of junk on the way/at home after a whole week of strenuous excercise and unlimited unappealing birdseed food
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1. Part of the Big Mac description
2. Used to describe something really good whether it be cool or sexyAKA another version of "hella"
1. Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.
2. "Oh man... that guy is freakin sexy on a sesame seed bun"
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To use an anal bead and lose said bead within one's anus, thus 'planting' said bead.
(To reap what you sew)
'Why are you walking so wierd''Planted an Anal Bead-Seed.'
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When you workout all the time and gain a noticeable amount of muscle mass but due to your inability to forsake seed oil-laden foods you nevertheless retain a significant layer of fat over your body.
Dude if you don’t cut the Zebra Cake ice cream you’re always gonna be just seed oil buff.
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The bane of everyone taking a drug test. It can also be used as an excuse for failing a drug test.
Mom - WHY DID YOU FAIL THAT DRUG TEST!
You - Uhhh... I ate a few poppy seed muffins...
Mom - Okay then. Sorry about that.
to run too fast up or down stairs aboard a cruise ship
hey, you're expeeding the seed limit!! slow down!!
The act of traveling from town to town spreading your piss milk in any and all wanting women.
"Hey man, how was your weekend"
"Well man, I spent my weekend traveling the east coast, Johnny Apple-Seeding Dem Hoes"