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When you grab your scrotom, and stretch it over someone's forehead.
Boy:Bitch! I'mma give you a pink sheet!
Girl:Okay, just don't get anything in my hair.
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a piece of paper towel used to clean up your mess after punching clown.
My skeet sheet is stuck to the lamp shade
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this is not a fucking expression idc what you say
person 1: “i’m vegan in the streets and vegan in the sheets”
person 2: “see a therapist wtf”
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After a heavy night out, when you drank the pub dry you wake up go to the toilet, wipe your arse and the sheets clean,(didnt even touch the sides)!
Woah i just wiped my arse and its a clean sheet
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I met this chick and we were sheet rocking all night long!
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Being baked as a cake in bed.
Damn Lexi and I got sheet caked last night
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Akin to laying in the snow and moving ones arms and legs back and forth to create an impression, a sheet angel is a recognizable pattern or shape left in the twisted bed sheets after some rather vigorous lovemaking.
Judging from the sheet angels left in the hotel bed it's clear that SOMEONE likes oral...
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