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When a girl stops putting out after she's married. Girls will act as though they are sexually liberated and always up for it, then once the guy is locked in they turn into a frigid prude.
Guy - "my wife used to be up for all kinds of kinky shit all the time when we were dating. Then we got married and it all stopped; I haven't had a blow job in 2 years."
Friend - "looks like she pulled the old bait and switch on you bro. Bitches be doing that to get a ring on it"
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A console made by Nintendo. It is designed to be fun with many games like Super Mario Oddysey, and Pokemon Let's Go Eevee! The Nintendo Switch has two controllers that are detachable. The Nintendo Switch is
a console for fun, and Nintendo also lets you buy a Pro Controller, or more Controllers.! WOW!
The Nintendo Switch may seem expensive, but I think it is AMAZING!
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A man's natural and involuntary reaction to being liked by a chick who's, ugly, fat, both, or has some other quality that would make a relationship with her a terrible thing. When the dick switch is flipped, as the name suggests, the guy will start acting like a dick/asshole to try to get the ugo/fatty/both/other chick to stop liking him.
Here's a text conversation after the Dick Switch was flipped.
Fatty: So what's your favorite color?(:
Guy: Green I guess.
Fatty: NO WAY ME TOO!!!(:
Guy: I fucking hate green.
Fatty: Um..what do you think of Brooke? She's like my best friend. :)
Guy: I think she's an ugly whore.
Fatty:... :'(
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The act of teasing, pushing, pulling or "flicking a girl's clitoris
Kyle: "yo last night, katie wanted it so bad."
Brayden: "did you flick the switch?"
Kyle: "hell yeah i flicked the fuckin switch!"
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The word/phrase, action, or topic that makes a girl act like a bitch.
Kate really flipped Elayna's bitch switch when she brought up last year's Homecoming dance.
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when your having sex with a grl and u ask her if she wants to be blind folded...she, thinking its so hot and kinky, says yes and allows the blind folding. you start having sex with her and then say a codeword(s) (ex. I LOVE YOU!) this is to let your friend that is in the closet/outside the room know that his time has come. you take your dick out and guid her to another position, where u procede to walk away and let your friend fuck her. You wait till shes about to come to say right into her ear...you can take the blind fold off... makes for a funny story the next day
John: Dude me and Joe pulled a switch-a-roo on Jane last night
Jake: Know way! Was she pissed?
John: Ask Joe, she bit his penis off when she took off the blindfold
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Play around with hydral pistons at a lowrider car.
Eazy E made this word well-known by his songs Switchez and Still Cruisin.
Verse from Eazy E´s Switches:
"Cruisin in my 64 ragtop
I got alotta juice alotta fuckin block
Now when I hit the switch I'm bouncin
More bounce to the ounce and I'm clownin"
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