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pop tots

A child of a Pop Tart

My wife Pop Tart gave birth to three Pop Tots

by 92838448484 January 29, 2017


cheese tots

Dirty sex, including anal and oral sex.

Tom: "hey did you get cheese tots with Bailey last night?"
Phil: "hell yeah I did, it was greasier than a McDonald's Big Mac"
Tom: "damn son"

by elephantjosh October 20, 2015


tots cra

Pronounced "TOTES CRAY" Totally crazy; insane beyond the pale.

"You see that dude drink his own piss, thinking it makes him invincible?! Tots cra, man!

by ER Psych November 12, 2015


otter tot

person with low-self esteem and is more intelligent than they think; they usually consider themselves to be extremely simple-minded. They have hidden potential and believe themselves to have lower IQ than believed.

That guy right there, Troy, is an otter tot. He thinks he's dumb, but he got an A+ on his chemistry test last week.

by Ben Dover the RailRover December 18, 2018


Tots could

"Tots could" emerged from the legend of a creature called "Tots." This creature eats people who say extremely stupid things in response to normal reactions or statements. However, since people are quite stupid, it takes a while for Tots to identify and devour them. To activate him, people recite the ancient mantra: "Tots could." Mind you, you CANNOT by ANY means complete the sentence ("Tots could eat you"), for that is the greatest sin and disgrace to Lord Tots.

Jack:"What's a kettle? "
Tethys:"Tots could right now"

by HeurseShert August 4, 2024


Swallow Tot-Lot

Male Bonding place used as a Male Sancuary ex parks,playgrounds and homes

A Childrens XXX playground

Mike and his friends were talking about how they spent the night in Swallow Tot-Lot

by Dgenerate02 June 28, 2011


from tots to thots

if you know what a tot is and if you know what a thot is its self explanitory.

my baby girls went from tots to thots

by khroma December 1, 2021