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Drives a combine, loves sex in wheat fields and has an alcoholic nephew
look at all this flattened wheat
yeah a uncle stan was here
lmfao ok cool lets buy some alcohol
A loser who goes unto other peoples homes. If you see this pedophile run because he can also cause an infestation of bugs because of his horrible stench. Basically this nigga is a BUM who uses people for shelter, and wants to fuck his nephews and nieceypoos.
“How did Uncle Donald get here he don’t have no car?!”
He’s just that guy and always will be just that guy
Uncle quibbers is just that guy
When a girl doesn't want a guy to kiss her but he does anyway.
So the other day I was with Todd and he totally uncle kissed me. I was like can you not?
It's the shitty poorer version of a sugar daddy. Usually they are slightly past middle-aged. Also they tend to go for the "less pretty girls." Essentially both a Splenda Uncle and the "less pretty girl" are settling for what they can get.
Jessica: "Shelly, what about him? He seems okay."
Shelly: "I guess... but he's definitely not a sugar daddy."
Jessica: "Of course not. But he could be your Splenda Uncle!"
A white person who hates the fact that they are white, or think that mistreatment/discrimination of (a white person because they are white)/white people is justified.
Person 1: It's impossible to be racist to white people and they should be discriminated against.
Person 2: But you're white...
Person 1: I don't care
Person: Oh you silly Uncle Patrick
An uncle who takes you out to have the fun of your life, he shows you how the world works and how it should work. He teaches you how to talk to girls and how to stand up for yourself. he teaches you everything school wont, and no matter what hes got ur back. he also most likley drives any lifted vehicle, has fished or hunted, loves the offroad, and aint afraid of gettin dirty. prolly has a mullet.
Dallas: "who taught u how to get a girl like that and beat up her ex"
Kid: "my redneck uncle taught me"