An old red neck town right in between McKinney and Sherman TX, mostly made up of middle and lower class people, some of the most humble people here but also the fakest, there’s a lot of old people and crazy old people with shot guns, it’s an extremely small town, everyone knows what goes around, someday it might get as big as Melissa, although I hope it doesn’t.
Person: Where do you go to school?”
HillBilly: “Van Alstyne”
Person: “huh never hear of it”
HillBilly: “It between McKinney and Sherman”
Person: “Oh okay..”
A Burger Van is usually a person who cannot drive. Citizen is a resident in Dutch, he or she is a member of the Netherlands Member State.
Burger Vans are very dangerous, the police can never catch them. Citizen vans also hit random people.
"Have you seen that Burger Van hit the police"
"Watch out for the Burger Van, they can't drive"
"HOLY FUCK THE BURGER VAN JUST DROVE INTO NON SPEAKING DUTCH RP'ERS"
When a girl is so beautiful to the point you are figuratively willing to cut your cock off and mail it to her as a token of your love.
That girls is beautiful in every way....I would do a Van Gock for her.
A big lesbian that acts like a man.
Shut the fuck up your a van dike
Verb: When a girl has ear gauges and you stick your penis through the hole.
Did you see those gauges? I plan on Van Goghing that for sure.
Phrase used in reference to the party van (FBI/Police listening/Police raiding SWAT van)
a van that is externally party/ice cream/ballons themed but contains FBI/police/SWAT inside.
This phrase is used when some user posts CP (Child Pornography) or similar, to remark that it might be illegal content.
User (1) (OP/original poster) starts a thread: "Only the youngest" With a teenage girl on the picture / naked / half-naked"
User (2) Posts similar content
User (3) Posts similar content
---->User (4): "Start the van jeff001.jpg"
Often described as the vehicle choice of paedos. Usually a plain white transit van with no stand out characteristics. Often used by many companies
Have you seen maris work paedo van.