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What your friend calls chicken wire he uses to protect his plants from cats.
I gotta protect my plants from these cats bro. I need some cat wire.
An android/micro USB charger that has been cut to expose the inner wires and then is subsequently used to absolutely rip a dab cartridge when a battery is unavailable
“Yo man, would you happen to have a battery I could borrow?
“Nah man, but I’m absolutely ripped off these gretchel wires, I got you”
When someone keeps insistently harping on you.
Quit jogging my wires as I won't be responsible for when they short.
Any of the various times you might try to do something, but something has to become tangled into a perfect knot or unplugged and coiled around something else as you do so.
Steve: "Hey man what too you so long? I already brought all the bags in from the car."
Bryan: "Sorry, I got stuck in wire hell, couldn't get off the couch without my earbuds getting wrapped around my leg and my laptop charger getting stuck in the couch when I tried getting up."
The thing Jesse says in Breaking Bad: Season 2, Episode 9, at around thirty eight minutes and forty one seconds into the episode.
"Ahh. Wire."
the weird thing that some people have on their airpods
kid: mommy, why does this man has wires on his airpods
mother: oh its nothing dont bother with that
mother in her head: i knew we shouldnt had moved in this neighbourhood