One of many pony tricks where the store clerk sets up a robbery where she tackles the thief to the ground before he gets out of the store, making herself the hero of the day to a viewing audience. They both later have a good laugh about everything when there are no cameras rolling.
That dumbass watching the news fell for her thief trick. The clerk and robber who set it up knew each other well, they got a good laugh out of it.
A prominent Burglar of restaurant collectibles stole my California raisins that I collected from Hardee’s
Some a hole came over from Minnesota and stole my California raisins that I collected from Hardees, hence forth that person will forever be know as a California raisin thief
A person who is blamed for the wrongdoings, mistakes, or faults of others, especially for reasons of expediency.
A box, a daisy and an iron thief walk into a bar....
I heard her boyfriend is really a Rooster Thief ,straight cock smuggler
Someone who rapes people of the time of darkness.
The thief of the night was caught after being found out with multiple victims.
Anyone named mike is the definition of a sunglass thief.
Theres a sunglass thief named mike stealing sunglasses
a large eared, bandana over eyes wearing scoundrel specializing in the heisting of super jewels. Come in packs of three or two, never alone.
"OMG someone stole the largest diamond in the world! Who could have done something like this!?"
"The super jewel thief maybe?"