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To seek sex a day before the weekend starts
I’m off up to me burds for some beef curtains seeing as it’s thirsty Thursday
A concept made up by @shelovesf1 on tiktok where every thursday we rank the drivers thirsty instagam/tiktok postes.
Someone: do you wanna come to my house on thursday ?
Me: Are you crazy it's thirsty thursday I have to watch @shelovesf1's rankings.
To be so thirsty that you may need medical attention at any moment.
I need a drink. I am medically thirsty!
A secret code originated by the teamsters back in the 1970s, forcing every ups driver to have sex with a least one person of the same sex, the last Thursday of every month, twice in the month of June, to help celebrate juneteeth. a driver will be terminated immediately for not following protocol. Any driver that has completed the amazing feat of sexually servicing every customer on there route, will get to go to a sporting event of their choice and all the beverages they can enjoy! Ups thirsty Thursday was lit!!!
Yo mountain, congrats on completing that amazing feat!!! Bud lite at the vols game on me!!! It's ups thirsty Thursday bitches!!!
When your labia sticks out slightly more like the tongue of a thirsty poodle
My thirsty poodle is tucked away
Where a man layes over a open sunroof and a woman sits in the car sucking like a thirsty hampster
Lastnight the date ended when she was a thirsty hampster.
When a guy lays across an open sunroof and gets their dick sucked like a hampster drinking water from a spout.
I was a thirsty hampster and gave my boyfriend a blowjob in his car.