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Semen that flies down on the woman's face after ejaculation.
My sky planes last night came down like kamakazee pilots
When a flight is delayed because there's something wrong with the plane
Is the flight delayed because of weather or plane stuff?
to take a nap
Guy 1: Hey, stop sleeping!
Guy 2: I'm not sleeping, I'm landing planes.
An absolute weapon on a night out. Loves sinking piss and smashing darts. Will constantly find him "Yewing" with the boys.
Guy 1: "Fuck did you see the Hame Plane last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah he was in full fucking flight! Got with a 2 as usual!"
A clown plane is a ugly ass stupid bitch plane that give me nightmares
“The ugly clown plane is running over a child” said Jessica
“I hope the child dies” says herald
Plane-arita, a portmanteau of plane and margarita.
A margarita that you drink on a plane.
(phone vibrates)
Wolf: “Oh, no. No, no, no.”
Judy: “Oh, no. What?”
Wolf: “There's a new post to Mom's blog. Oh, God. Mom's on a flight. And she's already three plane-aritas deep.”
Beef: “Do you feel that, children? The way the wind has stilled in the pines, and the caribou no longer utters its lonely howl? She is set upon us.”
A bad experience dealing with airports and airlines, from heavy traffic to lack of parking, to interminable lines to check in or get through security, to delayed and cancelled flights, to obnoxious flight attendants , to drunken assholes on the flight and, when all is said and done, lost luggage.
Jim flies for a living but said yesterday was the most planeful experience he’d had in ten years