Shrek the Third

Not even the SCP Foundation can contain this

Shrek the Third is not just one of the worst sequels ever, but also a terrible fan fiction that was somehow animated with a big enough budget

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third-worldistan

A generalized term for Middle - Eastern countries who are constantly engaged in conflict. Can also refer to more obscure Middle - Eastern countries.

Oh, you haven't read the paper lately? We sent troops to Third-worldistan again.

Those knives look so flimsy. They were probably made in Third-worldistan or something.

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Third Gender

A member of the Bulgarian "United Patriots" coalition. This gender only mates with other "patriots" of it's kind. They are also against any measures to reduce domestic violence in Bulgaria.

-Why did Valeri Simeonov shut down a night club in Sunny Beach?
- Well I guess he must be a member of the Third Gender.

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third finger

euphemism for the middle finger
middle finger

that was so cringeworthy, I couldn't help but show both my third fingers

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July Third

The people born on this day have massive schlongs, also the day before fourth of July.

Im so happy that it is July Third today.

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Third Shoulder

a shoulder that you lean on that isn't yours; of a best friend

He's my third shoulder. He always listens to my rants.

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third baseman

A knowledgeable person you bring with you when negotiating a deal for a new car.

I brought Chris with me as my third baseman when I bought my new Audi. He ended up saving me thousands of dollars.

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