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the best harry styles fanfic ever created tbh. it’s a story on wattpad about a girl named river who walks into a tattoo shop with her best friends, who soon meet a man named harry styles, who happens to work there. the story is written by petit_cerise (on wattpad!) - also just a quick warning that it’s a mature story! so please read the introduction before reading<3 if you do happen to see this val, just know that i love the story so much<3 thank you for this masterpiece.
person 1: have you read devil’s due on wattpad??
person 2: i haven’t
person 1: well you should! it’s the best harry styles fanfic currently to exist!
The evil clock that haunts the WSU campus. While it is seemingly beautiful and normal during the daytime, it turns an evil shade of blood red when the sunsets and uses subliminal messages to hypnotize the students of Washington State University. It's apprentice, the jukebox of Hillside, does devil clock's work and attempts to lure people with it's dark spell. In the devil clock movie, soon to be starred in by Samuel L. Jackson (voice of the devil clock), the devil clocks spell takes over all of the students and the one nonposessed student has to climb up and sacrifice his life to crash through devil clock to unleash the spell and save the world.
Devil clock says hi and he's upset you haven't responded to his messages.
Alcohol in any form is the Devil's Gatorade.
"Alcohol is the Devil’s Gatorade. Is it in you?" -- Stephen Colbert to Jason Bateman on the Late Show with Stephen Colbert, 12/5/2016
Do you want to grab Devil's Gatorade?
The horrible stew-like concoction that results when a woman defecates, urinates, and menstruates into one toilet bowl.
Sorry, guys. Becky had to stay home tonight because the plunger couldn't handle The Devil's Bisque and now she's waiting on the plumber.
When you crack an egg in a girls ass and then fuck her so hard that it scrambles
Come here Kim and let me give you a good ole deviled egg
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So, its July 4, or whatever. Instead of having a nice, choreographed fireworks display, you take all of the fireworks and throw them into a raging bonfire all at once, and start running. This is the Devil's Ballsack.
Running through the forest dodging flaming balls, explosions, jets of fire, etc., it would be appropriate to yell "Devil's Ballsack! Fuck Yeah!" to similarly running friends.
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any individual white person deemed dangerous or disingenuous by someone of another race
"that white devil acts friendly but looks crazy"
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