When you shove the Mac and cheesy up the cooch
My girl let me Toby Mack her last night
Toby is always horny, he needs to stop, you cant fuck a goddamn cookie, you stupid fuck. Vampire cookie's energy doesn't mean you can have intercourse with said delicacy.
Me: *being normal*
Toby: HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCK A COOKIE
Me: WTF
Toby: WHAT KIND OF ENERGY DOES DOG COOKIE GIVE OFF, OMG RIGHT I WANNA FUCK IT.
Me: *searches up "horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies" on urban dictionary*
Picture of toby comes up
Me: stop
losing the Game/Save in an awkward way
*Tobi loses the game like you should not lose" name hat den Tobi gemacht
Mach nicht den Tobi
den Tobi machen
teleports, nazi, sussy smile, goat, bounces, ender-man
I saw a sussy toby
when u are drunk asf and your blood goes zooom (blood rush)
In this state you can't even argue cuz he gonna slap you anyways
fabi: "spieler"
*wylder tobi slaps fabi*
türsteher: "dein freund hier kommt heute nicht rein"
wylder tobi: "I'm gonna whoop your a$$"
random dude: "never talk to me again"
wylder tobi:"stööööfff stö döfffffff"
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