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Jerking off to Lebron James playing Basketball
"Lebron James had such a great game last night, I was thinking of Lebron Johning myself"
People who speak English, but every time they do so, it's in favor of the Chinese Communist Party.
"Did you see fake president Joe Biden's press conference?"
"Yes, he was speaking Lebronics the whole time, reading it off a cheat sheet."
I'm a True LeBron fan, I've liked him ever since he's been good
Lebron Shanquiqui is your ordinary black male from Detroit and currently lives in Ohio. He also sticks corn husks up his butt hole and likes to flash elderly people his rectum at the care home. He once shoved a full microwave in his rectum and had to get it surgically removed, he has 12 toenails and his butt hair goes down to his toes and he now has the nickname the horse man because of his long tail, he often braids it and brushes it. He sucks at Fortnite and only has 2 solo wins and shits on toilet seats at taco bell and leaves it. He throws poop at monkeys and he currently has a his dick stuck in a peanut butter jar full of dry cement and cant get it out. He drives a dingus mobile and works at McDonalds, he loves playing roblox with his grandma and his grandma is on life support and is a CoD professional. Lebron also has been to jail 12 times for home invasions. He loves playing human centipede with his family and eats dry rice.
Lebron Shanquiqui is my best friend.
Using a player’s playstyle to make a claim about their greatness, completely ignoring accolades and accomplishments.
“Bro Kawhi is going off this series, he’s the best player right now”
“But KD better, he a lot better shooter and scorer”
“You’re giving him Lebron Treatment, what exactly has he done so far?”
A cigar emptied of its tobacco and replaced with copious amounts of marijuana. Rolled in a manner in that it resembles the lower extremities of four-time NBA champion Lebron James.
Damn that jawn a Lebron leg!
We shouldn't have smoked that Lebron leg before going to Gram-Gram's funeral. I'm high as fuck.
Making the LeBron face means you get absolutely ZERO BITCHES
Look he’s making the lebron face again. I knew he didn’t get bitches