The poop that comes out so perfectly smooth, the wad of toilet paper after the first wipe, remains clean and free of skid marks. That deuce that now sits at the bottom of the toilet bowl is called THE GOLDEN LOAF.
When pulling off 1-ply toilet paper in one full piece is more challenging than it should be... You salvage what you can, and are overjoyed when you realize your body has rewarded you with a "Golden Loaf".
A FUPA or "Fat Upper Pubic Area" that reaches the entire genital area, for girls only. The Reason that these are for girls only is that because of the word Muff, also Vagina's are the only thing gross enought ot produce this. These are gross but rare so you can gloat about them. Muffloafs are dangerous, because herpes can travel to all parts of it.
"Did you see the Muff Loaf on that Chick?"
"Is that yo MuffLoaf or didnyou just have a baby an dleave it there?"
When you take a shit in your friends tent, leaving it to rot in the summer heat while the two of you go canoeing for the day.
So Mike and I took a paddle that morning and the fucker camp loafed my tent!
When two people actively rub their love handles together (it is only sugar loafing if it is over 5 minutes)
Nancy and Greg must really love each other, we heard them sugar loafing all weekend long
when you super glue golf tees to your ball sack and then make your sexual partner gag on its entirety
Just gave Steph the sickest urchin loaf. You should have seen her after, she coughed up blood, it was awesome
when you super glue golf tees to your ball sack to simulate a sea urchin and then make your sexual partner swallow it
Yo, I just made Gabby swallow my urchin loaf, she gagged so hard and coughed up blood, it was awesome.
The heel end of the foot or gripper in gen z slang
Get your gripper loafs off me and put your shoes on!