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When you help another person, on the condition they help you back in return. It's basically another iteration of "you scratch my back and I'll scratch yours"
I'm going to help you on this test and you'll help me. you suck my dick and I'll suck yours.
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A retorical question directed usually towards woman, but in some cases asked male to male. meaning that you want to sodomize someone.
jim: hey baby, my dick died can i bury it in your ass?
random woman: no!
jim: please?
random woman: ...fine.
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A term of such disgustance that you are so fed up with the world that you wish to obscenely let it be known to all in the gesture of indecent exposere regardles of who sees or who is present you are fed up with all.
Hey How about this Economy or the what there doing with out tax dollars? Yeah it makes me just want to Throw my dick out a window and fuck the whole world!
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Having a fully erect penis, that is so hard and ready for sexy time, that it is totally capable of pounding even solid brick to smithereens.
Holy Shit! My dick is so hard I could lay a brick! That's right, I could literally pound the virginity out of a solid brick! So, anyway, what's your mom doing tonight?
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What ted cruz does every day after hes done zodiac killing the shit out of tupac's holigrams
Bouncing on my boy's dick to this for hours
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What Caitlyn Jenner yells at hecklers, harassers, paparazzi and anyone else who generally pisses her off.
Photographer : Hey Caitlyn, turn around so I can stick this camera down your cleavage and take a picture !
Caitlyn (sneering) : Hey, suck my ex-dick !!!
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Using so much exlax, that one's intestines SPEW out of your asshole, onto your partners penis. Followed by shitting pancake shaped turds onto there chest. (Mostly done by Mexicans, or Fetal Pigs.)
Old Man 1: so anyone up to Fuck my ass syrup onto my dick pancake?
Old Man 2: Isn't that a little bit rushed? or Meixican? i Met you yesterday.
Fetal Pig 1: Im down, don't be a Pussy
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