The Horny Owl

One you're fucking someone you don't know.

<while in the act of having sex one asks> "Who...who is this?" <thus, the Horny Owl>

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Touch the owl's head

Thumbing a semi into a hairy bush.

Brad was so drunk he had to touch the owl's head with the 70's disco dancer.

Night owl on steroids

A night owl on steroids is when you stay awake until midnight or later and even until 3am, 4am, or even 5am without feeling sleepy or tired. It's when you're sleeping until 11am, 12pm, or 1pm. You sleep 8 hours and feel refreshed when you wake up around noon or later. You get energized from 5am and even more later. It's delayed sleep phase disorder. The treatment is Modafinil early in the morning to wake up since you can't turn the rest of society into night owls on steroids or even night owls. Treatment also includes taking 25mg to 50mg Amitriptyline at 10pm So that by the time 11pm comes, you fall asleep.

Tony: I have delayed sleep phase disorder. So by taking Modafinil early in the morning, I can wake up early in the morning and stay awake. Then I fall asleep earlier too. I used to be a night owl on steroids. Now I'm an early bird as long as I take Modafinil early.

Pop Your Owl

To take away your eyes virginity through ocular intercourse.

Baby, I'm bout to whip my dick out and pop your owl.

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tight as a boiled owl

(1)The state of being extremely drunk on alcoholic beverages.
(2)Sadly no longer used, Victorian term for being extremely drunk or hungover. Should be brought back into the lexicon.

Bro 1: How you feeling bro?
Bro 2: Tight as a boiled owl.
Bro 1: Bro, you’re intoxicated.

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Owl Face Hoe

1. A woman who is so promiscuous that she doesn't know who her child'd father is.
2. A song performed by Shaggy 2 Dope of ICP on the FTFO album.

Girl: Who? Who? Who's my baby's daddy?
Guy: She's an owl face hoe!

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Owl Ball

1. noun: A ball of marijuana resin mixed with stems, bits of bud, and/or shake, the end product resembling an "owl ball" (the gastric leavings of owls: digestive matter mixed with ends of rodent bones, etc).

1. "If we mix some stem ends and a little bit of shake with this ball of resin, we'll have an owl ball."

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