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The act of not wearing a brazier in public
I was down at the 7-11 and there was an old woman in there stealing raisins.
After you have furiously jacked off, part of your skin may have ripped. Along with the mixture of blood and semen (a strawberry shortcake), your dick has become so soggy that it is now shriveled like a veiny, naked, old raisin man.
Woman 1: Ugh, afterwards his dick was so shriveled!
Woman 2: Oh, he had a raisin frankfurt eh?
Woman 1: Yeah! it happened right after our bohemian pancake.
Woman 2: I'm kind of into raisin frankfurts.
An anus.
She only let me hit the mud raisin because she said she was a virgin.
A person whom on a daily basis acts like a cranky old man/ woman. This definition oly referrs to those who have a maily gloomy mindset that loner people have and there never lacing set of complaints never ceases. Qualifying these people as the sour raisins of our society.
"Oliver, stop complaining about evrything! What are you, a raisin?
- Why would I be? I don't even like raisins!
Why, do you like yourself?
- No?
Then you are a sour raisin for sure!"
When one feels so uncomfortable in a situation that they begin to crinkle up, similar to that of a grape transforming into a raisin.
"Bro, when I saw Jessica yesterday after sleeping with her best friend, I felt so awkward that I started to raisin"
"I fell down a whole flight of stairs, and I felt so embarrassed that I crinkled up into a raisin right then and there"
A bowel movement that comes out like little round raisins.
Her butt was so big, she had no choice but to poop raisin turds
only the best food ever and if you disagree, perish
bro 3: bro do you want some yogurt covered raisins
bro 4: nah, i hate those
*bro 4 fucking denigrates*