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fuck me in the teddy grahams

Speaks for itself.

terence: "im so hungry i could eat a bear"
Meghan: "ohh...fuck me in the teddy grahams. Blil, you just ate five minutes ago."...?

by Hairy S. Truman March 18, 2009

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cross-eyed teddy bear

Act of a woman placing her breasts around a man's penis while he thrusts, usually pressing against the woman's chest. It gets it's name from the fact that, during the act, the woman's nipples point towards each other and the sensation for the man is similar to rubbing up against a teddy bear/pillow/etc.

I asked the girl for a cross-eyed teddy bear, when she looked at me confused, I told her I'd fuck her tits.

by ISwareAlanisSangIt January 10, 2014

5๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


out of the teddy bear club

tongue in cheek reference to being in trouble with someone or banned from a group because of a faux pas or thoughtless act. Also referred to as TBC denied or Exiled from the TBC.

"Jenny, if you drink my last beer again you're going to be out of the teddy bear club." or "Josh stood me up last week. He is TBC denied."

by leh February 19, 2007

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


teddy give us free nitro

we want out friend teddy to give us discord nitro for free

awesomenes251: teddy give us free nitro
teddy: no

by pp poo poo ea sports December 9, 2020

9๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


[Old Teddy]

A mysterious, creepy man

Would you tell your friends if you slept with an Old Teddy?

by Vera12345 July 11, 2008


teddy wolfe

The French Adam Driver.

Teddy Wolfe - He's so organic and raw like "Adam Driver".

by Rudeboyriri September 17, 2019


teddy bear

A loveable cddly man you can cuddle with whpo can be your teddy bear or a stuffed animal.

my boyfriend is such a teddy bear!
i still sleep with my teddy bear!?

by bxgxusxuxhyyy December 15, 2022