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A courtesy question posed to someone who has offended you to the point that you feel the need to physically assault them or are morally required to on some level, but the offense was not bad enough to warrant getting into a full fight.
The question declares that the you are willing to restrict yourself to a single full strength hit if the other person does not put up a defense.
The generally accepted answers to the question are "face" or "stomach", if face is chosen the person getting hit is allowed to designate either left or right side. If the person simply states "left" or "right" it is assumed they mean the face.
It is not proper form to disregard the persons choice if you pose the question, and nose and groin are normally off limits due to the permanent damage that could result.
Proper stance to receive the hit is standing straight with your hands behind your back.
This question is used between friends, family, or people who generally respect each other as a way to satisfy social/moral responsibility or violent urges while keeping the relationship intact.
Zach and Bill have been best friends since preschool, they are both now in their twenties.
Zach: "I've been seeing this girl for a couple weeks and it's been great, but she said she has found another guy. Fuck that dude."
Bill: "I didn't even know you were seeing someone, whats her name"
Zach: "Sarah, the chick that works at the bar."
Bill: "Fuck. Yea... um... she's with me right now."
Zach: "Where you want it?"
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Used to describe excellence in failure or, more specifically, success at a skill or in a field which is so ignoble as to be a kind of failure.
The phrase derives from The Simpsons episode "Lisa the Vegetarian." Ralph Wiggum, a deeply unintelligent and maladjusted child, eats the worm he is supposed to dissect. Ralph's teacher, Miss Hoover, defeated and calloused toward Ralph's learning disabilities, tells Ralph that there are no more worms and he should "try to sleep while the other children are learning." Ralph rejoices saying "Oh boy ... sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!"
The implication is that Ralph is too stupid to be taught, too stupid to know he is being robbed of an education, but also too stupid to use an education anyway, thus happy to be released from the trial of trying. Now used to describe joyful release in accepting lowliness and failure, especially when failure allows for some trivial but enjoyable hobby.
I flunked my midterm but now I can get back to playing Rocket League, that's where I'm a Viking.
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Words being said in the erotic book the bible by god himself. It is said that if you do not put you're lamb sauce on top of you're beef wellington god will smite you
Roomate 1: Im making Beef wellington toninght
Roomate 2: What sauce u gonna use?
Roomate 1: Wait your supposed to serve it with sauce?
Roomate 2: WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE YOU FUCKING RETARD
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The act of killing someone. To then dispose of the body in the ocean
im gonna show you where the ocean is, you studio gangsta
When you stop talking, dating or fucking someone that works where you shop. This causes the store to be off limits because you were such a loveable asshole. Re-entering the shat in shopping atmosphere can be sexually or physically dangerous when risking stop and chats and so forth.
I Shawn Dolina have three stores left that are safe to use do to "shitting where you shop". Since I feel no guilt I won't learn my lesson till I starve to death.
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1) A query of an individual's present location
2) a phrase used to describe an individual's present location
3) a query of an individual's present focus or mental state.
1) Yo, Deshawn, where da fuck you at? We waitin on you.
2) Don't lie to me. I know where da fuck you at, so you better have my money when I get there.
3) Get your head in the game, bro! It's like you aren't even playing. Where da fuck you at right now?
The moment of truth of something.
An athlete can train all day, but the race is where the rubber meets the road and they'll know how good they really are.
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