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Tote Up

1) to be completely,utterly and fabulously done up for some event/occasion

2) to be completely, utterly and ridiculously fucked up. Something that's unappealing because it has been through too much stress/work.
-is often times pronounced "to' up."

1) That girl be lookin' so fly tonight. She is tote up.
2) That girl be lookin haggard just like this party, yo. This place is tote up.

by googlemelovely October 31, 2010


Totes Tarfoff

Totally amazing, awesome, and above human comprehension.

Also see Tarf: Words of Greatness and Praise. Eg...Tarf = Great,Awsome,God,Hotetc

Guy 1: Dude, these fries are beyond fire.
Guy 2: I know they are totes tarfoff!

by BulletMagnet22 April 21, 2024


Totes McFuckin Goats

An exclamation of agreement.

A proverbial nod in agreement.

Very similar to Totes McGoats, but said with more enthusiasm.

Hey man, you wanna grab some pizza after this?

“Totes McFuckin Goats, my guy.”

by DjWetNurse January 15, 2021


Totes Flappy Bird

Just really really irritating & frustrating!

OMG, why do you always ruin everything? You're such a Flappy bird.
You are a totes Flappy Bird

by DrCamp22 February 11, 2014


Man-tote

A male that follows around a particular female, in hopes of one day landing her and compleating menial tasks such as: Picking her up from a bar. Holding her purse. Being her bitch.

Abbie called her man-tote to take her home when she no longer wanted to be at the concert, knowing he would be there faster than a cab and that she wouldn't have to pay.

by Handy-tandy-dandy-drew March 11, 2010


Tote wheat

A grandpa"s nickname to a child

Your my little tote wheat

by Tote wheat November 22, 2015


Sven Totes

an interesting character who's livelihood rests on the "precipice of his face." A man of Scandinavian descent who refuses to carry a backpack, therefore, resorting to use a market tote. He spends many hours masquerading around the library before retiring into the fog. His favorite past-times include caressing girls' arms at the campus subway, spending the day in Starbucks reading about the Medieval ages and starring at hottie undergrads studying (all whilst distancing himself from the sideways skipper).

Girl 1: Who is that man? His look is so distinctive, I can't take my eyes off of him! What a class act!

Girl 2: He's so mysterious. He must be Sven Totes!

by totesie August 15, 2010