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The Tristan Song

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha oh! You stupid bitch that hilarious!

Hym "Ahahahahahaha! You beautiful bastard! Ouch my side actually hurts from laughing so hard! I just saw the Tristan song and I would give you a full pardon for that shit! Ha!"

by Hym Iam August 19, 2023


Tristan Flick

the worst fucking flick to hit in rocket league. this shit is so bad but anyone who fails to defend is even more shit. the flick involves a 360 degree yaw rotation, ended with a flip upwards. this shit is so bad it was coined after the worst fucking player in rocket league Tristan Hartmeyer

This dude so fucking shit man i just hit a nasty tristan flick on his bitch ass

by greedigrabbycwazycwabby February 1, 2023


tristan spiesky

Some Nazi that thinks he’s cool. Makes frequent ‘Your Mom Jokes’ and talks about burning Jews.

Hey, have you seen that new kid? Yea, he’s a Tristan Spiesky

by joIJD December 11, 2018


Tristan p

The coolest mf in the world so much drip it got u gasping for air and the biggest dick it cant fit in his pants traits are being cool skateboarding doing flips being cool

have you seen Tristan p he is the coolest mf in the world so much drip it got u gasping for air and the biggest dick it cant fit in his pants

by thickdickdady69 October 19, 2022


Tristan Cole

He has not talent he is ugly skinny and he is a bitch he is bad at everything

No one likes Tristan Cole

by Joel Nordic September 17, 2020


tristan allen

A real living legend. Who if you get to meet, you’ll remember him for the rest of your life even if you didn’t want to hahhaha

Tristan allen is like a living legend

by Ryan leonardo November 25, 2021


Tristan Steiner

An amazing person who seems like they wouldn't be so amazing at first. A Tristan Steiner is often misjudged and thought of as a wrongful person, but underneath is very kind and caring. Tristan Steiners will bend over backwards to help the ones they love, and are very protective. They can brighten almost anyone's day if they set their mind to it.

Man, that guy is such a Tristan Steiner! I wish I could be like him.

by Amnotrajivsugardaddy June 7, 2023