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Hey willy, do you have a trailer park trombone aka meth pipe so we can get high
OCTOBER 24TH
The day where we recognize all the trombone players in the world and congratulate them for being so freaking awesome all the time.
joe: walks up to trombone player
trombone player: hey man what’s up?
joe: *hugs trombone player* happy national trombone appreciation day man!!
trombone player: aww thanks man you’re the best
A rusty trombone, with the addition of the passage of gas or fecal matter from the receiver.
Bro, my stomach was messed up from all those spicy tacos and I accidentally gave her a backblown trombone.
Look at Trombone Shorty, isn't he the coolest person ever? Well that is all trombonists. The instrument is so heavenly but at the same time so intense. It is great in jazz, marching bands, concert bands etc. I know you trumpet players are so jealous that we have a slide and you have those cute pistons.
Look at that Trombone player. He is so lit.
A low brass instrument. Uses a slide to change pitch. The best instrument in a orchestra.
The trombone is awesome!
A device used for brilliance and power! They usually overpower the mellos and baritones with little effort.
What are trombones for?! Brilliance and power!
The ideal true self of a user.
He didn't express his trombones when posting a picture from two years ago on his social media.