A sexual maneuver where the girl sucks a limp dick until it ejaculates.
The Broken Trumpet challenge has been sweeping Europe off of it's Feet!
1 - A mishandling of important paperwork that negatively impacts the team.
2 - When you are going down on your man/woman/tran and they blow diarrhea on you.
Did you hear about Tina? Her sloppy trumpet is really making a mess of things.
A hot fart that sounds like a trumpet.
That was an awesome hot trumpet with some extreme heat on it.
When you fart and cum at the same time
me and amber were going at it so hard that i blew the gooey trumpet
The act of wafting a fart at your friend from across the room.
"Steve!" says Sally, "What would you think if I "trumpeted a fart" to you?"
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A euphamism for masterbation. Similar to a Skin Flute.
the act of "rubbing one out". jacking off. stroking it. sowing your own seed
Barney was so lonely on Saturday night, he just sat alone in his living room and played a slow, slippery tune on his KNUCKLE TRUMPET
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A barking spider; a rusty sheriff's badge
"Christ on a bike, who's been tootling on their monkey trumpet?"
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