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The Trump lackey and disgraced journalist who spread the Big Lie about the 2020 Election, knowing it was a blatant falsehood. Fired my Fox News after costing them $787.5 Million in damages in the Dominion lawsuit of 2023.
That Mother-Tucker Carlson got what was coming to them for Spreading the Big Lie. Now he will have plenty of time to tan his minuscule testicles.
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Hottest man on the planet!! Blessed with a voice of an angel!!
Friend: OMG ITS WESLEY FINN TUCKER
Other Friend: OMG GO SAY HI
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One who is too tired during intercourse to contribute energy to the activity.
Bitch was so close to passing out, I had to tucker fucker!
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A super hot, smart, funny, overall amazing fox of a man.
"Damn! Did you see that guy that just went by?"
"Yes! He was a total Old Dan Tucker."
A gay boy who thinks they are smart and can get girls. But in the end he is wrong. He can be very sensitive and twitches. He even might have his own sister measure his 1 incher. But in the end he is a cool friend to have.
Me: is the Austen Lee Tucker
Another person: I heard he was gay
The ultimate Drunk Stage. Nevermind about operating heavy machinery, you'll have trouble figuring out doorknobs. The only benefit is that you don't have to worry about driving because you can't find your keys. The following things can happen while Tucker Max Drunk:
Black Out
Hook up with fat/ugly girls
Fail to hook up with hot girls because you pass out on them
Vomit uncontrollably
Make loud, boisterous, and thouroughly untruthful claims about your achievements
Commit yourself to large and utterly hopeless wagers that you have no way of covering
Start fights with small, defenseless people
Break Things
Become very angry with inanimate objects, and loudly curse them
After finishing off the tucker max death mix i was definitely tucker max drunk
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A drink created by Tucker Max in his story "The UT Weekend". It is made by combining:
-750mL Everclear
-32oz Gatorade
-2 cans Red Bull
I begin sucking back the Everclear/Gatorade/Red Bull mixture, which I will hereafter refer to as "Tucker Death Mix."
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