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santonio turner

Santonio turner.. the best friend in the whole wide world that's got you're back no matter what !he's great in every which way and is a beast in sports!! Hes always there for you no matter what and when you need all you need to do is ask after all he is the best broski in the world.

Dang look at Santonio turner go again! # 59 scored another touchdown and he cured his best friends heart right before the game!

by Curly fries. August 16, 2017


Will Turner

A guy that practices 3 hours a day to kill any pirate he meets, male or female.

Will Turner walked into the headshop the other day and noticed that a female pirate was hiding in there, but she didn't have her hat on her head since she wanted to be invisible to the people trying to hang her. He went to his shop to get his sword and when he got back, the female pirate was gone.

by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021


Zachary Turner

Devilishly handsome, excellent manners, can be kinda a hot head if provoked, loves everyone, enjoys making people laugh, owns his true love Sarah as she owns him beautiful couple super funny together. He enjoys going on adventures likes to shoot hoops shoot shit period really enjoys archery all around fun interesting individual

Look at how Zachary Turner looks at Sarah like no one else except her exists he sees her and just lights up

by KRAZYWORLD April 8, 2023


zachary turner

My theater arts teacher who sexually assaulted 2 y/o and a 5 y/o when he was 15- look it up as " Zachary Turner assaulting girls" and it will pop up as the 2 ND website for more info of the HORRIBLE things he did to the small poor children.

1:Is that Zachary Turner?
Me: Yea... He assaulted children at the age of 15.

by Goldilocks:) November 8, 2021


colton turner

Colton turner is a name originating in North America. Studies show that someone named colton turner likely has a great relationship with his father, but may have a sexual relationship with his mother, and often times dropping everything just to chat with her. It is also likely that this person is overweight for his age, and can likely produce up to 3.7 pounds of fecal matter daily due to his eating habits.

Guy 1: dude did you play the new call of duty yesterday?
Guy 2: yeah, I played it with colton turner, but he left in the middle of the game to go fuck his mom
Guy 1: yeah, he'll do that. He is colton turner, after all.

by Regular_ordinary_guy August 7, 2023


Heath Turner

Why is he so sweet to you? Because "you haven't given him a reason not to be." He's shy, but bold and passionate. He says what he thinks no matter how people will take it. He is strong, both in will and in power and he doesn't hesitate to help you out. He doesn't see in himself what we see everyday, and yet he makes you feel like a princess no matter the price. He deserves so much more than I can give him, but I hope I get much more time with him to give what I can :)

To Heath Turner, "Ditto, my Heathy Nugget. "

by Starfish_034 September 23, 2020


Giggle Turner

The act of a giggling with out actually making any noise.

While I was on the phone with her I knew she was Giggle Turnering due to the long pause.

by JB11RX November 1, 2011