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A peruvian nipple twister is when your fucking a chick doggy you grab her nipples from over her shoulders and pull them over her head while you twist
So i was fucking this freaky chick and she asked me to give her a peruvian nipple twister
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Attach car jumper clamps to a woman's nipples then proceed to fuck her anally doggy-style. As you climax, reach around and grab the clamps and twist her nipples with in a strenuous manner, while screaming, "ROLL DAMN TIDE."
Bro, my girlfriend broke up with me last night after I ripped off her nipples when we tried the Tuscaloosa Titty Twister.
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Someone who eats an Oreo by twisting the two cookies in opposite circular directions, pulling the two apart, eating the creme from the cookie, then eating the two cookies.
I do not know a single person who isn't an Oreo twister.
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A sexual act between a male and female partner in which the female lies face up and the man proceeds to slowly lower his bottom half until it touches her nose. The female then promptly proceeds to use her tongue to lick her male counterpart's butthole, taint, and scrotum. This act is continued until the man either pops a hot steamy dump all over her unsuspecting face, or ejaculates.
"Man, Kelly gave me the Tahitian Tongue Twister last night."
"Aw man, now where's my yogurt?"
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When you're getting a gnarly handjob from a girl that's using coleslaw and vinegar for lube
I was hanging out with this girl and she gave me a N.C. Sour twister, now my pee hole burns
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The act of surgically attaching chopsticks to one's nipples, then waiting until the day after the following year's sabbath, and violently ripping off the chopsticks infront of the messiah (Extra points if the nipples come off)
Have you ever performed a Chinese titty twister? It's all the rage.
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When you are giving a guy a blowjob and he swivels around into 69. Syrup is optional.
Yeah I decided to switch it up in bed last night with the Canadian Tongue Twister.
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