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Vaginal Condensation

Excess moisture in a woman's groin that occurs from sleeping caused by sweating, wet dreams and vaginal discharge. Most often happens with thicker women.

I don't sleep naked because I usually wake up with vaginal condensation.

by The_Eggos January 5, 2015


vaginal slurp

that sound her vag makes when you pull out too fast

Bro I was about to blow my load and went to pull out, she was so tight she had a vaginal slurp!

by Abs jags September 7, 2015


vaginal atrophy

The condition assigned to undersexed mid-aged women where the muscle and tissues of the muff thin because of the lack of blood flow normally associated with an active sex life. This Boomer condition is alleviated by frequent and vigorous banging.

My friend who hadn't had sex for four years said her muff was dry as duff. Her Dr. said she had "vaginal atrophy" and prescribed sexercise.

by fleur de V November 28, 2010


vaginal dissolvant

A ovray that dissovls your inner vigaimnal equiptment

"OH MY GOD GIRLY POP YOUR INNER VAG"
"Yeah my vag is dissolved i used vaginal dissolvant, Get some at ur drug store"
"ok lets keep fucking now"
"ah~"

by poosayfart October 25, 2022


vaginal lightning

When you have spasms and needle pains in your vagina, akin to electric shock

This vaginal lightning hurts so much it feels like I have a car battery hooked up to my cooter!

by Vicepresidentmikepencw May 27, 2017


vaginal vegitation

vaginal vegitation refers to hair around the vaginal opening.

having box hair.... non-brazilian.... no landing strip

Her vaginal vegitation was so thick it looks like she had buckwheat in a crotch lock.

by Krazy1ox February 24, 2011


Vaginal Crumble

When your vagina feels dusty and you could easily pick it off

Jade: Uh oh i've got vaginal crumble

Susie: You better buy some vaginal crumble cream

by Cainsyboy123 September 17, 2016